Piggies make the greatest little pets

Playful, loyal, noble they’re the best

And the Benefit from having pigs for Pets

Is ham and bacon, sausage, and the rest

I gotta love my little piggie

So he’ll grow up to be big and strong

Get over here you little piggie

Papa says the time for you has come

Satanic, Fleshy, Porky Son of Hades

You gotta teach your piggie right from wrong

He thinks he’s such a big pig with the ladies

Well, judgment day is coming not too long

I gotta love my little piggie

So to face the terror in his eyes

Get over here you little piggie

You had it coming don’t act so surprised

Piggie Piggie

I’ll usher you into heavens gate

Piggie Piggie

You’ll rise again on Easter Sunday’s plate

The missus and I took a vacation

We scrimped and save to see the Hawaiian Isle

Through a series of miscommunication

We wandered off together in the wild

We heard a gruntin and a groaning

We came across a piggie by surprise

Without my huntin knife and rifle

You wouldna wanna see that piggie smile

Piggie Piggie

Don’t usher me into heavens gate

Piggie Piggie,

I’ll make amends to you it’s not too late.

Copyright 1998 Matthew Lacques, Nearly Beloved Music, BMI